cover verse: An optimist sees the glass as half full... A pessimist sees the glass as half empty... inside verse: A mother sees the glass of someone who didn't finish their drink, pick up their glass, or put it ...
cover verse: It's Mother's Day! Relax, take a long nap, put your feet up, and don't worry about a thing! inside verse: Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Now THAT'S a funny card, isn't it?
cover verse:
Mom,
Where would this
family be without
your kind heart
and loving example?
inside verse:
Probably on "Jerry Springer"
throwing chairs at each other.
Happy Mother's Day
cover verse: Mom, I'm sorry about all those dumb little things I did when I was a kid. inside verse: Just be thankful you only know about half of them! Happy Mother's Day from Stephen
cover verse: A Mother's Day Poem from the Dog: You feed me when I'm hungry, You keep water in my dish, You let me sleep on anything Or in any place I wish. You sometimes let me lick your hands, or even lick your ...
cover verse: Mom, the Mother's Day Fairy heard you wanted a day of rest and relaxation - no cooking, no cleaning, no errands. inside verse: She said she does wishes, not miracles. Happy Mother's Day!
cover verse: MOM, I can't imagine what LIFE would be like without you... inside verse: I'd probably be eating candy I got from a stranger, talking with my mouth full, and waving around sharp objects while I sit ...
cover verse: From Rover A Lucky Dogs Tale on Mothers Day For fondly telling stories of my antics as a pup, For knowing yummy dog treats are the way to cheer me up... inside verse: For cleaning all the ...
cover verse: FOUR OUT OF FIVE WORKING MOTHERS ADMIT THAT THEIR LIVES ARE OFTEN HECTIC. (THE FIFTH HAD NO COMMENT WHATSOEVER.) inside verse: I ADMIRE ALL YOUR EFFORT. HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY