cover verse: Dad, I've done a lot of mooching over the years, so on Father's Day I'd just like to say... inside verse: Thank you very mooch! Happy Father's Day from Sharon
cover verse: Happy Fathers Day, Dad! You always treated me like a little princess. inside verse: Hey, do you think thats why Im such a royal pain in the butt sometimes? Love You! Sharon
cover verse: Top Ten Most Frequently Used
Dad Phrases
10. Quit tyin up the bathroom!
9. Get off the darn phone!
8. Give it a little gas... No...! Brake! Braaaake!!
7. Youre not leaving this house ...
cover verse: Dad, I spent the whole day at the mall trying to find something perfect for Father's Day... inside verse: ...and boy, am I gonna look nice! So, where are you taking me? Happy Father's Day From Your ...
cover verse: For Father's Day, the Top Ten Ways You and I Are Alike: 10. We both like to stick our heads out the car window and bark at other drivers. 9. There's nothing more comforting to us than ...
cover verse: Just a friendly little Fathers Day card from me, Spot, the family dog. inside verse: See? I can leave nice little surprises around the house once in a while, too!