cover verse:
Guess what,
Mark!
You'll need sunglasses
and SPF #15 sunscreen
for the present
I got you...
inside verse:
That's right!
I got you the candles
for the cake!
cover verse: Happy Birthday, Bobby inside verse: Just wanted to give you a birthday card that's as classy and sophisticated as you are. Happy Birthday!
cover verse: A wise man once said, "Don't count your years, make your years count." inside verse: ...or was it "beers?" Either way, that's pretty good advice. Happy Birthday, Chad
cover verse: Please, take it easy on your birthday, Bill... inside verse: ...and tomorrow you won't have to wonder how the confetti got in your underwear.
cover verse: I want to wish you a Happy Birthday, Terry! And believe me... inside verse: that's no bull! Nope. It's just a cow. Bulls have a...well, you know...a thing between...Oh heck...trust me -- it's no bull.
cover verse: Top Ten Signs Youre Getting Older, Roberta: 10.You dont even TRY to be cool anymore. 9.Auto insurance is so darn cheap now! 8.You recently uttered the words, Hey, you kids! Turn down ...
cover verse: Thimon Thez, Have a Happy Birthday, Barbara! Thimon Thez, Do thomething nice for yourthelf today, Barbara! Now open thith card and take out the fifty-dollar ...
cover verse:
Jack,
I was going to send you a check for your birthday,
but I have a male and a female cat,
and one of them
got hold of it and ate it,
and as far as I can figure out... inside verse: ...