cover verse:
...must get...water...so...thirsty...can't...
go on...much longer...water...
inside verse:
I know how much you like to see a
hot chick on the beach,
Mike
cover verse: A wise man once said, "Don't count your years, make your years count." inside verse: ...or was it "beers?" Either way, that's pretty good advice. Happy Birthday, Chad
cover verse: To a Guy Named Scott on His Birthday When pictures from your childhood Are in faded black and white, When people start to notice That youve lost an inch of height... When instead of breaking ...
cover verse: I wish I weren't an old man... POOF! Son-of-a... inside verse: Be careful what you wish for, Michael. Happy Birthday I wish I had teeth...
cover verse: Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. inside verse: Teach a man to fish, and he'll spend thousands of dollars on fishing gear and tackle, spend countless hours waiting to catch a few pathetic fish, ...