This is me. This is me with PMS. This is me with a zit. This is me cloned. This is me surfing EBay. This is me with a bad fake tan. This is me circa 1977. This is me retaining water. This is me in a high school. This is me with a face lift. This is me without electrolysis. This is me with a mullet. This is me with a vibrating cell phone. This is me morphed with a chicken.
Troubled?
Confused?
Bored out of your mind?
No problem!
Just ask the magic 9-ball a question...
You'll be surprised at how incredibly perceptive it is!
Ask your question and then click here for the answer.
Aren't you a little old to be talking to a stupid novelty ball?
Ask another question?
No. And if you ask me that again, I'm callings the cops!
You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth!!
Ask me later. I'm too drunk to think straight.
Maybe. Heh-heh... I love messing' with people's minds.
I'll tell you the answer... if you give me $20
You are one sick puppy! Put me down and go see a therapist!
Went to lunch. Be back in 1 hour.
Do I hope you have a great day?
Definitely.
Sometimes angels sing to you in the wind Sometimes they call to you from your dreams Sometimes they walk beside you and whisper in your ear Wishing you joy, inspiration, and the knowledge that you are truly cared about-today and every day.