Spell the word, love. Love. D-i-n-o-s a u-r-s. Love. Im sorry. That is incorrect. Spell the word, love. Can I have a definition, please? Love: Something sweet that makes everyone feel good. Love. C-h-o-c-o l-a-t-e. Love. Im sorry. That is incorrect. Spell the word, love. Can you repeat the question? Love. Spell the word love. Can you use it in a sentence? Id LOVE for you to spell the word, love. Love. L...O V E! Love. That IS correct. No matter how you spell it, LOVE is all around. Happy Valentines Day
And now, its time for ASK CUPID, starring everybodys favorite God of Love, CUPID! Hey, out there you lovers, sweethearts, suitors, wooers, and swains. Swains? What the hecks a swain? Did I say that? Its your old buddy Cupid here. Are you looking for that special someone? Some hunk or honey you can you know. You KNOW what Im talkin about. Or maybe you want give your current relationship a little extra Well, youve come to the right place. Cause I got the answers to your questions damour. That means of love. Lets see whats in the ol mailbag, shall we? Hmm. Lance from Los Angeles writes: Dear Cupid, My girlfriends measurements are 38-24-36. Shes tall and blonde and beautiful wants me to move into her mansion with her and her twin sister. I dont know what to do. Can you help? Yeah, Lance. I can help. Run! Run as fast as you can away from that situation! Its not healthy. And send me your girlfriends phone number. I want to give her a piece of my (slide whistle SFX) mind. MIND. I said MIND! (looks around, worried) Whos next? Candy from Kentucky writes: Dear Cupid, My husband thinks hes a Chihuahua. What can I do? Chihuahua, huh? Okay. One more. Lets see Someone named Deedee from Des Moines writes: Dear Cupid, Im in love, but Im not sure my love loves me, or even knows Im in love. Id love to love my love and would love to be loved. I love love. How do I find love? Geez. Im the freakin GOD of Love, and youre making ME sick. Listen, Deedee, if thats your real name, you dont find love; love finds you. Sit back, and Ill see what I can do. Okay? Geez. So thats it for now. But Valentines Day is coming, and you may see me in YOUR neighborhood. I may even come to see YOU. And then maybe YOU could Happy Valentines Day!
Especially for YOU! Valentine's Day is a time for thinking of those who are special part of our lives and have a special place in our hearts That's why it's such a perfect time for thinking of you! Happy Valentine's Day
Happy Valentine's Day. Valentine's Day is a time to remember the special people in our lives special people like you. Happy Valentine's Day. Happy Valentine's Day
Cupid for years, he's been a pain in your rear end. Continue. Now it's time to return the favor! Continue. Use your mouse to move your crosshair, and click to launch arrows at Cupid's butt! START. You got him __ times- way to go! Here's hoping your Valentine's Day isn't a pain in the butt!
Valentine's Day is for celebrating those special people who've made such a beautiful difference in our lives- special people like you. Happy Valentine's Day
If I gave you a Valentine for every time you made a difference in my life for every time you've listened or cheered me up, or shared my good mood or taught me something important about myself and the world It would only begin to show you how very much you mean to me... On Valentine's Day and always, you're an important part of my life.