Celebrity Soulmate Quiz Smart, sexy, cool, creative, funny, fit, or all of the above? Now is the perfect time to discover your celebrity soulmate! Have some fun as you find out what your quiz answers reveal about the everyday things you have in common with your celebrity soulmate.
Troubled?
Confused?
Bored out of your mind?
No problem!
Just ask the magic 9-ball a question...
You'll be surprised at how incredibly perceptive it is!
Ask your question and then click here for the answer.
Aren't you a little old to be talking to a stupid novelty ball?
Ask another question?
No. And if you ask me that again, I'm callings the cops!
You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth!!
Ask me later. I'm too drunk to think straight.
Maybe. Heh-heh... I love messing' with people's minds.
I'll tell you the answer... if you give me $20
You are one sick puppy! Put me down and go see a therapist!
Went to lunch. Be back in 1 hour.
Do I hope you have a great day?
Definitely.
Do your boobs hang low do they wobble to and fro can you tie them in a knot can you tie them in a bow can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier, do your boobs hang low. That song is not so funny anymore!
WHERE'S OSAMA BIN HIDIN'? Do you have the steely nerves of an FBI agent? The lightning-fast reflexes of a gunslinger? A few free minutes at work? Your country needs you! Osama's hiding, but if you're quick, you just might catch him. To play the game, click on him when he peeks out! Good luck! FINAL SCORE:33 30+CATCHES: Perfect! You may get a call from the department of Homeland Security!
Ever wonder what happens when you sleep? Ever wonder bout who you dont meet? Ever wonder bout the sights and sounds you miss? If so, then (NAME HERE), listen to this Theres a whole wide world out there Where birds fly planes and the apples grow square The violets are red and the roses are blue And mans best friend is my friend, too! Ever wonder what happens when you slumber? You cant see stuff, or else you cant remember? Would you like to know why the water hose can hiss? If so, then (NAME HERE), you should listen to this Theres a whole wide world out there Where the scarecrows dont really care to scare The man in the moon eyes the woman in the sun And the world comes together just to have a little fun. And the world comes together just to have a little fun. Hope you have a little fun today!
and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States. HA! Suckers! Thats right. Its me! Al Gore is finally President! Just like he shoulda been before! Not so fast, greenie. Ya didnt think I was gonna go away so easy now, did ya? Youve fallen right into my trap, cowboy! I havent forgotten about 2004! I won that election! Now IM the PRESIDENT!" "Your time has passed, Senator. Now THIS ladys in charge!" "I have something to say about THAT!" Oh yeah? Oh yeah? Well, I guess I can take THIS off now. Much better. Now lets go huntin. God Bless America (We need all the help we can get.)
Gonna load up the flatbed, move the family out East, Blowin smoke on the trail, folks wont know they been fleeced. Kissin babies, pumping fists, whatever gets the job done, Dont like steaks? No problem tell em Im a vegan. Its my turn in the White House, these guys are only fakes, Its my turn in the White House, theyre givin me earaches. Its my turn in the White House, gonna make it my own lil farm, Its my turn in the White House, Republicans/Democrats leave me lukewarm. Pull on your boots, it's about to get muddy.
Why did the blonde walk to the post office 40 times in one day? Because her computer kept telling her she had mail. Just a good old-fashioned note to say hi.
Does thinking about someone put a smile on your face and a dance in your step? Then send them a personalized happy dance! Simply submit your photo, and well put it on a dancing TBD and send it to them in the form of a Just Because ecard. Click on the button below to select your photo. Close-up face shots work best, so be sure you use a nice, clear photo! Thinking of you makes me do a little happy dance.
You know a chins life aint so easy, Chins life aint no dream, If we aint facing razor blades Its depilatory cream But Im gonna keep my chin up Gonna try keepin up with the pace. Cause life aint so bad at the bottom, At the bottom of your face. Got your food and drink slidin down me When you miss your mouth at meals, Wipe me off with that soft napkin Oooh, I LOVE the way that feels. I like the way you stick me out When youre making a demand. I like how when youre tired I get cuddled in your hand. Oh yeah, were gonna keep our chins up Gonna smile all over the place. Cause lifes good at the bottom At the bottom of your face. Hope youre keeping your chin up!