Redneck Dayz SIMPLY A-POLLING starring Pappy McCaw Hold on ta yer britches! Hello? Who the heck's wakin' me up this time?! Mr.McCaw? This is Emma from the Election-Wise Research Co. and I'd like to ask you a few political question. It will only take a minute...Shoot. As long as Ah'm up, Ah may as well do mah duty to mah country. Now then...would you consider yourself in favor of gun control? Why,'course Ah'm fer gun control! Cain't hit a possum without one! OK.Now...Would you consider yourself in favor of school vouchers? Hell, Yes! All fer'em! Why, Ah've vouched fer mah kin so many times Ah cain't count that high! It's whatcha gotta do, less'n them kids'd get stuck a wastin' time in school, lernin' a bunch o' old hogwash! Now then...how do you feel about an increase in the gas tax? Now that's jets goin too dang far! This here's the U.S. of A and iffn Ah wanna pass gas then Ah got the right to do it! Sir...Next thang those lyin' sacks of @#$#$ will say is it ain't OK ta marry yer own kin or ta have relations with farm animals! Mr.McCaw! Don't you Mr.McCaw me...Well, Ah guess Ah told her a thang or two! Happy Voting!