Youre a mommy, youre a mother, Its a job thats like no other: Its demanding, and its draining, Its a job for which there really was no training. Wiping counters, butts and noses, Cleaning up while famly dozes. Making sure kids wear clean undies, Working all week long, plus Saturdays and Sund-ies. Kissing boo boos, multi-tasking, Know your kids hurt without asking. Gasoline goes by the tank-full, Its for all of this and more your familys thankful! Happy Mothers Day!
This Mother's Day, you deserve a dip in a warm pool with the hunk of your choice to sing your praises. Just choose which hunk you'd like and click on their name to schedule your bath. Sorry, is booked up, but Morty is available. Happy Mother's Day!
The Many Faces of Motherhood Most moms lead busy, complex lives and experience a variety of emotions. Relying on family to understand these feelings is usually a mistake. Thats why we developed the EMOTE-O-GRAPH 4000. It uses the latest in sophisticated pipe cleaner technology to help you share your feelings without having to say a word. Adjust the EMOTE-O-GRAPH 4000 to match your current mood. Here are a few examples of actual emotions submitted by real moms just like you!HAPPY FACE It says to the world, I am one mellow mama! My family showers me with love and respect. Or, it might just say, Thank heaven for margaritas! YUMMY FACE This face is often worn by moms who have just enjoyed a fine meal at a nice restaurant. Not only is she surrounded by her loving family, she didnt have to cook, or wash all those dishes. BLANK STARE When confronted with a bizarre situation, Mom might seem to totally blank out while she wonders to herself, I thought this kind of family stuff only happened on that daytime talk show where they throw the chairs at each other. OBVIOUSLY CONFUSED This seems to reflect a typical moms response to the actions and tastes of her own offspring. We get this one a lot! MILD DISAPPOINTMENT One of Moms most devastating weapons GUILT! This could be a sad look sometimes accompanied with a rueful smile as she lets you know that its your life. You can do what you want, even though it will break her heart. ANGER Moms are usually slow to actually get downright angry, but when they do, well, fasten your seat belt its going to be a rough ride! Youll have to walk on egg shells when Mom is in this state. Happy Mothers Day to a wonderfully complex MOM
Happy Mother's Day! Marie: "We told you you were a good writer so that you would think you were a good writer. Then somebody gave you a job. That's what parents do, they all lie to their kids for their own good." Ray: "Other parents aren't lying, Ma. They believe in their children." Marie: "No, they don't." Thanks for believing in me.
Every mother makes an impact on their kid's life... Debra: "He needs to talk to somebody about this." Frank: "Like who, the shrink?" Debra: "What's wrong with that?" Marie: "Excuse me, but they don't help. They just blame the mother." Ray: "That can't be it." Thankfully, yours was a good one. Happy Mother's Day!
On Mothers Day, lets take a minute to think about all the things moms have done for us Marie: I was just flipping through baby books, recalling the agony of your delivery. Well, maybe not everything. Hope you have a fun one!
Ill pick my socks up, Moms not my maid, I should ignore the things my weird friends do. So many nights wide awake she laid, Would I come home with piercings or tattoos? The years are passing, they go so fast, Im glad Mom emphasized the Golden Rule. But I was worried and glad she passed On that threat of military school. (The years are passing, they go so fast,) (Im glad Mom emphasized the Golden Rule.) (But I was worried and glad she passed) Wheres mom? (On that threat of military school.) We know a mothers work is never done, Shes always helping, right from the start When theres a problem, shes always calm, Theres nothing tender as a mothers heart. (But when theres trouble or we feel distress,) Be calm (Theres one thing that we all know for sure) Heres mom! (Well need our mothers to clean up the mess.) Theres one thing that we all know for sure Nothings tender as a mothers heart! Wishing you a relaxing, trouble-free Mothers Day. Click here for a special message (OPTIONAL)
These kids, they'll drive you straight into the nuthouse... and by the way, they shaved the dog. These kids, they think the world revolves around them... and by the way, the sink is clogged. And then, the principal would like to see you, What this concerns, you have no clue. And then, some person called who needed someone To volunteer... and now that's you. Mothers! Mothers! You have to do it all! Mothers! Mothers! You're there each time they fall.You're out of milk, you need a hug, The cat threw up on your new rug... ¦If only they all knew about the stuff that you go through.Mothers! Mothers! You cook, you clean, you work Mothers! Mothers! Trying not to go berserk! Kids need a ride, they want tattoos, They want two-hundred-dollar shoes! On Mother's Day, we thank you for the great things that you do.Hey! On Mother's Day we thank you for the great things that you do !Happy Mother's Day!
Happy Mother's Day! Hi. My name is Rose. This is my brother, Bud. Yo! How's it going? "Hey! I smell good! Like I knew that I would now." Ouch! Can you move your thorns a little? "Oh, a mom is like a red, red rose, That's newly sprung in June..." But it's Mother's Day... And only May. So I guess we sprung too soon. We did it for you! Happy Mother's Day!
An optimist sees the glass as half full... A pessimist sees the glass as half empty... A mother sees the glass of someone who didn't finish their drink, pick up their glass, or put it in the dishwasher. Happy Mother's Day!
Mother -- Chef -- Chauffer -- Employee -- Nurse -- Coach -- Cheerleader -- Tutor -- Maid -- Secretary -- Friend -- Happy Mother's Day to a woman who wears a lot of hats. --...which explains why you need so many shoes!
What Do Moms Do? Children just dont understand the things their mothers do. Who buys the kids the coolest toys? Their mother does thats who! How soon the little ones forget who tucks them in each night. Its Mom who says, Its just a dream, when kids awake from fright . . . A child will take for granted that their mom is always free when they could use a sandwich or a bandage on their knee. Children dont appreciate what every mother knows, Moms the only reason that kids ever have clean clothes! Eventually, a kid will see a mothers work is hard . . . Clearly you deserve much more than just an eCard! Happy Mothers Day