How Dogs Celebrate Easter 1. Rise at 5:30 a.m. wet-nose the master. 2. Go out and pee on the world. 3. Make poopy. 4. Sniff poopy. 5. Seriously think about eating poopy. 6. Eat funny looking bug instead. 7. Throw up bug parts on living room rug. 8. Drink out of magic well. 9. Sleep for 17 hours. Start all over again. (You know...pretty much like every day!) Hope your Easter is just as much fun! (Except for the "poopy" thing.)
Top 5 Life Lessons I Learned from The Easter Bunny 5. Break out of your shell. 4. Balance is the key to happiness. 3. Make each of your tasks a masterpiece. 2. Joy is in the air you just need to catch it. and the #1 Life Lesson I Learned from the Easter bunny: 1. You gotta love a holiday that centers around chocolate. Happy Easter
Easter Bunnies, we are Easter Bunnies Easter bunnies, that is what we are. Easter candy, we bring Easter candy Easter candy... I got some in my car! Chocolate eggs and jelly beans The finest Easter Day cuisine Chocolate eggs jelly beans Easter Day fine cuisine O-o-o-o-oh... Easter Bunnies, we are Easter Bunnies We hop along the Bunny Trail right into your backyard. Easter Bunnies, we are pink and fuzzy Pink and fuzzy, and we have big ears. Easter candy, we bring Easter candy Easter candy... We chose this for careers! Easter baskets, colored eggs We hop around on bunny legs Easter baskets colored eggs Hop around bunny legs Chocolate eggs jelly beans Easter Day fine cuisine O-o-o-o-oh... Easter Bunnies, we are Easter Bunnies Easter bunnies, that is what we are.
One evening on the bunny trail with cotton tails a-hoppin I saw a ragged bunny, his big ears were a-floppin But he smiled a big old smile although he coulda blown a gasket He said Im happy cause I got to see the Easter Candy Basket. In the Easter Candy Basket, theres lots of jelly beans Theyre yellow, red, and purple, white, and orange and green, Some of them weigh twenty pounds, some are big as bricks, But youll eat a lot, no matter what, Prepare to increase the size of your butt From the Easter Candy Basket. In the Easter Candy Basket, youll see marshmallow chicks You chew their little heads off, and youll need lots of toothpicks. The eggs are solid chocolate, their shells are made of gold. Oh the bunnies and the hens are chocolate friends Theyre neatly all contained in cellophane, (cont.) Youll eat them without thinking of the weigh youll gain. You feel nauseated, but you cant abstain, Better get ready for abdominal pain From the Easter Candy Basket.
Have you seen the Easter Bunny, The Easter Bunny, the Easter Bunny. Have you seen the Easter Bunny, Who lives on Bunny Trail? Do I turn left or right? Yes, weve seen the Easter Bunny, The Easter Bunny, the Easter Bunny. Yes, weve seen the Easter Bunny, And his fluffy tail. Actually, it looked kind of frizzy this year. I think he got a perm. Yes, we have seen the Easter Bunny. As Easter eggs, we are bound by tradition. Every year, the Easter Bunny delivers us in baskets to locations around the world. He hides us in easy-to-find places for young children amid the jellybeans and chocolate figurines. Indeed, we have seen the Easter Bunny. He is our gateway to the world, our very purpose in life, the meaning behind our existence, our raison detre, if you will . . . Ahem. In any event . . . We hope you see the Easter Bunny, The Easter Bunny, the Easter Bunny. We hope you see the Easter Bunny, And your Easters swell. Happy Easter!
When it's time for springtime flowers. And Easter baskets, too. It's time to make this special wish for someone nice as you. Have a wonderful Easter and Springtime.
In France, the call
the Easter Bunny
Pierre Le Bunnee.
The rest of the year they call him
a tasty dish served with tiny onions
sautéed in an enticing sherry sauce.
C'est la vie,
and Happy Easter!
When theres trouble incubating When the bad guys crouched and waiting When the times gone for debating And its too late for you to call your cousin Dont let your Easter day be spoiled When in a quandary youre embroiled Call on those who are hard-boiled Like the Eggs-cellent Half Dozen! Albu-Man Shelly EggStatic Yolko Ovum The Mighty Egguinox and The Eggualizer So if you cracked your eggs for hiding Or chocolate makes your hips start widening Call these Yolk Heroes not just some dyed thing Theyre the Eggs-Cellent Half Dozen The Eggs-cellent Half Dozen! Have an Eggs-Cellent Easter!
MONDAY: EGG SALAD SANDWICH -- TUESDAY: EGG BURRITO -- WENESDAY EGG CASSEROLE -- THURSDAY: PEANUT BUTTER AND EGGS -- FRIDAY: EGG SMOOTHIE -- SATURDAY: EGGS A LA MODE -- SUNDAY EGGS MARINARA WITH EGG BALLS, A SIDE OF FRENCH FRIED EGGS, AND EGGS FLAMBE -- IT'S GONNA BE A LOOONG WEEK. HAPPY EASTER