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- Is shopping for the right bra like searching for the right guy? Take a break from the search and play our fun matching game. Click on the game tiles to find the matching pairs. Cup by cup and pair by pair, the tiles will disappear and your answer will be revealed! Finding a good bra is like finding a really good man. When the girls are happy, I’m happy. Gravity is no longer my enemy… But brownies are! Are they real? Darn right they’re real. They’re real, they’re mine, and they’re fabulous! My shoes are in fashion, my jeans are in fashion… Why not my bra? Y'know, in a funny way, a good friend like you is like a good bra... ...hard to find, comfortable, supportive, and always close to my heart. BRAvo! You found all the matches. Find your perfect bra at Playtex.com.
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- Just a Friendly "HI"... From Friendly I!
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- Do your boobs hang low do they wobble to and fro can you tie them in a knot can you tie them in a bow can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier, do your boobs hang low. That song is not so funny anymore!
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- Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. As long as we have each other, we'll never frown for long.
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- They're hicky and they're hokey, They like to drink and smoky, They're down and dirty folky, The Redneck Family. Their house is set on wheels, They guzzle all their meals Their pet don't bark, it squeals, The Redneck Family. Rude! Crude! Lewd! When you ain't feeling hot Be glad for what you got, At list your kin is not The Redneck Family
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- If I could, I’d find a fairy godmother with a magical wand and combat boots so that she could grant your wishes and kick the crap out of anything that tried to get in the way of your happiness. But in the meantime, I got your back.
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- Dating Tip No. 42 Before three martinis. After three martinis. Keep drinking!
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- How stressed are you? Take this quiz and find out!
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- I don't have gossip about our friends. I'm not gonna tell you how a movie ends. I've no suggestions to submit, or cosmic wavelengths to transmit. I don't have any breaking news to share, and I won't yell that life's not fair. There's no big sale (unfortunately). I'm not collecting for charity. This isn't some bad talent show... It's just a song to say, Hello!
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- No matter how crazy my life gets I know you'll be there… and when it's your turn to lose it… you can count on me. We're so screwed if it happens at the same time.
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- Don't come near me, 'cause I'm on fire. My head is hot, I'm about to expire. Don't you know that I'm burning in a fiery abyss. How unfair men don't experience this! I'm downing hormone medication. My sheets are wet with perspiration. You think I'm riding the crazy train, If I bite off your head, I plea temporarily insane. I'm burning up! I'm burning up, burning up for no cause! I'm burning up, breaking all natural laws! I'm burning up, suff'ring from menopause! Menopause! Menopause. Sooner or later, every woman gets there.
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- You don't need a man... You need a houseboy.
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- Aaarrrrgggghhh!!! Just a shout-out to a good friend.
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- The threat is real. In homes across the world…At any moment…Without warning…Renegade hormones can ATTACK! That's why the Homelife Security PMS Advisory System was developed. The Homelife Security PMS Advisory System is designed to help often-complacent males recognize the PMS warning signs and become better prepared in the event of an attack. SEVERE - Secure objects that may be thrown. - Hide all sharp implements. - Hide yourself. - Close windows (so that neighbors can't hear ranting, raving, and crying) - Be prepared to flee at a moment's notice. HIGH - Expect wild mood swings. - Bloating may cause attacks on closets, drawers, and significant others. - Keeping your mouth shut is a solid contingency plan. - Stock large quantities of chocolate. ELEVATED - You may think it's only "that time," but PMS attacks can occur spontaneously. - Avoid flip comments and lame attempts at humor. - Approach with caution. - Be prepared for general weepiness. - Memorize escape routes. GUARDED - Hormones happen. - You can relax somewhat, but it's wise to be on guard! - Review emergency procedures. - Practice protective responses such us ducking and groveling. LOW - The evil twin has disappeared.(That was sooo last week) - Things are calm and normal behavior patterns reestablished. - Apologies are accepted and all is well - for now! Just remember - hormones are out there, AND THEY KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE! No cause for alarm - Just saying "Hi."
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- The Rules of Etiquette do nothing less than hold our fragile civilization together. Yet, too often we fell awkward or confused in common social situations. So why not brush up on your knowledge of good manners and proper behavior? Take this quick quiz to find out your EQ (Etiquette Quotient) and see if you belong in polite society or in a barn stall. CONTINUE OR QUIT Question 1: During hors d'oeuvres at a swanky dinner party, you are offered some olives. You delicately stuff six or eight olives into your mouth, take a few chomps, and then suddenly realize that you have a mouthful of pits. What to do? Remove your shoe and casually spit the pits into it. or... Pretend the sneeze and cleverly expel the pits from your mouth into your napkin. or... Swallow, assuming that there has to be at least ONE doctor and a fancy party like this. or... Get in your car and go home. Select one Question 2: A man opens the door for you as you are entering a building. The proper response is to... Walk through the doorway and politely thank the man. Walk through the doorway, all the while giving the man a cold stare. Walk through the doorway and hand the man a 5$ bill. Kick in the groin. Select one Question 3: while at work, you hear coworkers of the opposite sex making lewd and indecent comments about you. You should... Walk away and pretend you didn't hear them. Hop onto the nearby desk, drop your pants, and moon them. Vow to take the Webcam out of your bedroom. Probably stop sleeping with them. Select one Question 4: You are at a formal dinner party and suddenly realize that you have left hanging on the towel rack in the bathroom. You should... Explain to your hostess that this is the highest form of flattery in your country. Shift the suspicions away from yourself by yelling, "Hey! Some HO just left some underwear on the towel rack!" Toss another one of your undergarments up onto the chandelier to create a diversion. Forget about it and toss back a few olives. Congratulations! The fact that you have had the patience and courtesy to take this quiz without cursing and pulling the plug on your computer indicates that you have impeccable manners. You're aces in the social graces! Give yourself a perfect score.
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- Excuse me. We'd like to change tables. Much better. Live a little. (And if it involves chocolate, bring me along.)
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- So, then he said, bring me a beer, and I was like, get yourself your own beer. I mean, who does he think I am? Did he not realize I had just gotten a manicure? I wasn't gonna go and ruin my nails opening his beer! Ya know, for a parrot, you sure don't talk much. I would if you ever shut up! Thanks for always listening.
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- JUST BECAUSE I THINK THAT YOU'RE SO THOUGHTFUL AND, JUST BECAUSE I THINK THAT YOU'RE SO KIND WELL, JUST BECAUSE I THINK THAT YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND AND GOOD FRIENDS ARE SO VERY HARD TO FIND… YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME LAUGH CAUSE YOU'RE SO FUNNY AND YOU ARE USED TO ALL MY SILLY FLAWS I'M TELLING YOU I'M SO GLAD THAT WE ARE FRIENDS BECAUSE, WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL, JUST BECAUSE You're a wonderful friend!
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- No matter what...you'll always have me for a friend. So get used to it!
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