You know you need a laugh when... You break down and have dessert... for breakfast. You show up at your 2:00 appointment ten minutes early... on the wrong day. The cute produce guy smiles at you... and then calls you ma'am. Hope there's lots of laughter in your day! Have you laughed today?
Do your boobs hang low do they wobble to and fro can you tie them in a knot can you tie them in a bow can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier, do your boobs hang low. That song is not so funny anymore!
This is me. This is me with PMS. This is me with a zit. This is me cloned. This is me surfing EBay. This is me with a bad fake tan. This is me circa 1977. This is me retaining water. This is me in a high school. This is me with a face lift. This is me without electrolysis. This is me with a mullet. This is me with a vibrating cell phone. This is me morphed with a chicken.
Friends go together like peanut butter and jelly! Okay, so maybe the peanut butter sticks to the roof of your mouth . . . and the jelly gets all over the place . . . and the whole thing is just one sticky, chaotic mess, but, hey thats the beauty of friendship.
Thats odd . . . the fish were biting like mad a minute ago, and now its like theyve completely lost their appetite. Hope youre having a whale of a good day.