It's your birthday, but don't think of yourself as turning a year older "The You Show-Season Premier" Think of yourself as being renewed for another hit season! HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HOW OLD? NEVER MIND You may be older than you've ever been before but you're also younger than you'll ever be again! So live it up and have a Great Birthday!
A special little tune just for you
Do your boobs hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a Continental soldier? Do your boobs hang low?
That song's not so funny anymore!
Happy birthday, anyway