Youre 40! Do you realize that 40 years ago . . . Call waiting referred to a line outside a phone booth. A flat screen was something you put in your window to keep the insects out . . . An airbag was someone who talked too much. Spam was found only in the kitchen. A cell phone was what you used to make your one call from jail . . . and a birthday was something you actually looked forward to! Happy 40th Birthday
Hey, 40 year-old!
You should be excited about your birthday! In the dictionary, "forty" is surrounded by words like fabulous, festive, fruitful, false teeth, flatulence, funeral . . .
Hmmm . . .
Ahem . . . Anyway, have a fun 40th!
Happy Birthday!
Classic Lines from the B.S. Hall of Fame
This will only hurt a little . . .
I'll call you soon.
You must be completely satisfied or you'll get your money back!
Wow! That dress makes you look ten pounds thinner!
Of course, I'll still respect you in the morning.
Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line . . .
Life begins at 40!
Happy Birthday.