30?!
Don't be depressed . . .
The despair you're feeling now is NOTHING compared to what you'll experience in another decade.
(Glad I could be there for ya' . . .)
Happy Birthday!
Thirty reeks. Thirty sucks.
Thirty means not getting carded at bars anymore. Thirty is people who say, "Well, it's better than turning forty!" Thirty is getting a headache at a concert. Thirty is having furniture that matches. Thirty is wondering if you still look cool in ripped jeans. Thirty is wondering if ripped jeans are still cool. Thirty is wondering if saying "cool" is still cool. Thirty is cruel and unusual punishment. Thirty is the nightmare that never ends and the torture that never stops.
Thirty bites the big one.
Thirty. Game Over. You Lose.