In honor of your birthday, an exotic dancer is here to help you celebrate - and the best part is, you get to pick the moves! Warning: Adult Material Click here to proceed. Start by filling the boxes below with the steamy dance steps. It's easy! Just drag them down with your mouse in any order you want! THE STEPS: Full Frontal Workin' It Hard Who's Your Daddy? Naked Handstand Swingin' 'Em High HAPPY BIRTHDAY
It's your birthday, but don't think of yourself as turning a year older "The You Show-Season Premier" Think of yourself as being renewed for another hit season! HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Wishing you a happy birthday! Wishing you a happy birthday! Enjoy a jumbo cherry parfait, Don't worry about what you weigh. Celebrate with snacks and candy! Celebrate with snacks and candy! Something sweet and yummy, So what if it upsets your tummy. Come on and have a good time! Come on and have a good time! Listen to the birthday bells chime, You're still in the midst of your prime. "Have A Sweet Birthday!"
How Cats Celebrate Birthdays 1. Rise at first light. Sit on owners face until they wake up. 2. Loudly demand birthday breakfast be served. 3. Shun two kinds of cat food. Shun owner, then grudgingly eat organic tuna. 4. Visit magic box. Find conditions unacceptable. 5. Enjoy private time behind sofa. 6. Enjoy watching owner clean magic box and area behind sofa. 7. Practice the ol yoga stretches. 8. Hork hairball into secret hiding place. 9. Stare at wall. Pretend to see something owner cannot. 10. Sleep for 18 hours. Start all over again. Hope your birthday is just as much fun!
Today is your birthday, an occasion of joy and glee,
A national holiday it should be...SOON.
I can't think of anywhere I'd rather be
except for here to sing you this nice...TUNE.
You were born...
Long ago...
Long ago. Long ago. Long ago.
Long ago. Long ago. Long ago.
So now, let's get started
it's time for a party
time for a blast
a fine repast
and lots of guests...
It's a birthday, it's a party,
pull your socks up,
time for a blast.
Let's go...get some CAKE!
celebrate...with CAKE!
party hats...and CAKE!
cake...and more CAKE!
It's time to celebrate, have a big piece of cake
It's time to celebrate, have a big piece of cake
Don't count your calories, we've spent our salaries
on fancy birthday presents for you.
La la la la la la, La la la la la la
La la la la la la, La la la la
Don't count your calories, we've spent our salaries
on fancy birthday presents for you.
So we will party
till we have tummy aches
I'll have some ice cream
and lots of cake
I want some cake
I sure like cake...
Oh! Lots oooooooooofff
CAKE!
La la la la la la, La la la la la la
La
LA
LAAAAAAAAH!
Today's your birthday. I wish you many more,
parties galore, fun till you snore.
Time to celebrate this day for you.
The day of your earthly debut!
Blow out your candles then grab a balloon. And sing this birthday tune.
Today's your birthday, we wish you many more,
parties glaore, friendly rapport.
Time to celebrate your special day.
You're the first to go through the buffet! Open your presents then we'll be along
to sing this birthday song!
How Dogs Celebrate Birthdays
1. Rise at 5:30 a.m. Wet-nose the master.
2. Go out and pee on the world.
3. Make poopy.
4. Sniff poopy.
5. Seriously think about eating poopy.
6. Eat funny-looking bug instead.
7. Throw up bug parts on living room rug.
8. Drink out of magic well.
9. Sleep for 17 hours. Start all over again.
Hope your birthday is just as much fun!
(Except for the "poopy" thing.)
Hey-ho, happy birthday, Hey-ho, happy birthday . . . Today is your birthday, Time for a soiree, Hip, hip hooray, Its a birthday rock! Another year older, A little less bolder, Toesre feelin colder, Its a birthday rock! For breakfast now its Bran Flakes, Loud and sudden wind breaks, Oh, Lordy, I get back aches, Its a birthday rock! On my plate is puree, On my head a toupee, Most evenings we do crochet, Its a birthday rock! Hey-ho, happy birthday, Hey-ho, happy birthday . . .
Cowboy Jukebox Im just sittin round here thinkin Its around your birthday time, And Im wishin A good ol birthday to you, . My cowboy hat is white, My cowboy boots are tight, And Im wishin, A good ol birthday to you, . Well, my guitars outta tune, I need a ride to the saloon, My grits fell off my spoon, Ill need to find a spittoon soon. The cows have left the barn, but I dont give a darn Cuz Im wishin, A good ol birthday to you, . Happy Birthday
You can spend your birthday watching programs on TV, You can take a cruise around the Caribbean Sea, You can blow out candles, have a hundred presents to behold... But no matter what you do, you still are getting old. But no matter what you do, we hope your birthday's big and bold. That still works. Not bad. Nicer is better. Let's just go with that. Happy Birthday!