In honor of your birthday, [RECIPIENT NAME], [SENDER NAME] has arranged a little rock concert for you! Ready to see the show? Its your birthday go wild and have a little fun!
In horor of your birthday, it's FART MATCH! Do you have an ear for the rear? Now you can test your pooper recognition skills, with the world's first Fart Match concentration game. Just click a tile, listen carefully, then try to its pungent partner. It's that simple. {Game} Hope your birthday's a gas!
In honor of your birthday, [RECIPIENT NAME], [SENDER NAME] has arranged a little disco show for you! Ready to get down? Welcome to the Birthday Band Maker! Ready to customize and send a fun band of furry friends to sing a disco Happy Birthday tune? Lets get started! Its your birthday boogie down and have some fun!
Stick Boy wants you to have a happy birthday. Have a Happy Birthday! Of course, you dont have to . . . I mean, hes only a stick boy and, well, you could probably kick his ass.
Another year older? Is age affecting your memory? Find out by playing the Memory Madness Game Take five seconds to study each photo. When your time is up, youll have a chance To prove you have the mind Of a twenty-year-old. START! How many tires were visible? A. two B. three C. four What was on the buildings windows? A. paint B. bars C. awning How many women were at the bar? A.two B.three C.four What color was the plate the cake was set on? A. pink B. yellow C. black What color were the traffic lights? A. red B. yellow C. green What was on the floor? A. balloons B. confetti C. streamers What did the monkey have in its mouth? A. a thumb B. a pacifier C. nothing You scored X out of XX I hope you remember to have a happy birthday!
Today is your birthday, an occasion of joy and glee,
A national holiday it should be...SOON.
I can't think of anywhere I'd rather be
except for here to sing you this nice...TUNE.
You were born...
Long ago...
Long ago. Long ago. Long ago.
Long ago. Long ago. Long ago.
So now, let's get started
it's time for a party
time for a blast
a fine repast
and lots of guests...
It's a birthday, it's a party,
pull your socks up,
time for a blast.
Let's go...get some CAKE!
celebrate...with CAKE!
party hats...and CAKE!
cake...and more CAKE!
It's time to celebrate, have a big piece of cake
It's time to celebrate, have a big piece of cake
Don't count your calories, we've spent our salaries
on fancy birthday presents for you.
La la la la la la, La la la la la la
La la la la la la, La la la la
Don't count your calories, we've spent our salaries
on fancy birthday presents for you.
So we will party
till we have tummy aches
I'll have some ice cream
and lots of cake
I want some cake
I sure like cake...
Oh! Lots oooooooooofff
CAKE!
La la la la la la, La la la la la la
La
LA
LAAAAAAAAH!
Break out the formula and stock up the diapers There's a party goin' on and we're all a little hyper We got a pimped-out ride, don't need no stroller Hey today's your birthday: you're another year older Don't-cha be illin' now bout' your age We babies think birthdays are all the rage It's time to give a holla' cuz you're such a nice person Ain't no-one more important since we stopped nursin' Everybody [WHAT!] Everybody in the crib! Everybody [WHAT!] Everybody wear a bib! Everybody in the crib for your birthday! Everybody in the crib for your birthday! Let's have a celebration fit for a king We've got sippy cups and pacifiers iced with bling We've got prime rib served as a fine puree It's a party mutha-[expletive] cuz today's your day! Well it looks like we may have to call it a night I just overheard we're runnin' out of baby wipes Shout out one last time "Happy Birthday to You" Then let's split before we all smell like drool and poo Yo! Sending a birthday shout-out to one of my favorite peeps!
How Cats Celebrate Birthdays 1. Rise at first light. Sit on owners face until they wake up. 2. Loudly demand birthday breakfast be served. 3. Shun two kinds of cat food. Shun owner, then grudgingly eat organic tuna. 4. Visit magic box. Find conditions unacceptable. 5. Enjoy private time behind sofa. 6. Enjoy watching owner clean magic box and area behind sofa. 7. Practice the ol yoga stretches. 8. Hork hairball into secret hiding place. 9. Stare at wall. Pretend to see something owner cannot. 10. Sleep for 18 hours. Start all over again. Hope your birthday is just as much fun!
I was going to send you a birthday card . . . but the dog ate it. So I'm sending you this e-card instead. Happy Birthday. Luckily, the dog can't eat an e-card! I could be wrong. Happy Birthday.
Getting old Getting old Getting old today Count the years Face the truth Whats your body say? Stretch you back Crack your neck How you feel today? Getting old Getting old today Seen my keys? Ow, my knees! Whys the print so small? Hard to see Have to pee And that isnt all First Im hot Then Im cold Now I cant recall What I said Oh, the hell with it all Make a wish! Blow out the candles on your cake and dont leave anything to chance Cross your legs! Cause when youre laughing you dont want to accidently wet your pants. Forget about Calories and carbohydrates -- all the stuff that makes you fat Eat some cake The only clothing you will fit in later will just be your hat. Have a good Have a good Have a good Birthday That is all That is all That I have to say Ill repeat One more time Therefore, if I may Have a good Have a good Birthday!
How Dogs Celebrate Birthdays 1. Rise at 5:30 a.m. Wet-nose the master. 2. Go out and pee on the world. 3. Make poopy. 4. Sniff poopy. 5. Seriously think about eating poopy. 6. Eat funny-looking bug instead. 7. Throw up bug parts on living room rug. 8. Drink out of magic well. 9. Sleep for 17 hours. Start all over again. Hope your birthday is just as much fun! (Except for the "poopy" thing.)
Hey-ho, happy birthday, Hey-ho, happy birthday . . . Today is your birthday, Time for a soiree, Hip, hip hooray, Its a birthday rock! Another year older, A little less bolder, Toesre feelin colder, Its a birthday rock! For breakfast now its Bran Flakes, Loud and sudden wind breaks, Oh, Lordy, I get back aches, Its a birthday rock! On my plate is puree, On my head a toupee, Most evenings we do crochet, Its a birthday rock! Hey-ho, happy birthday, Hey-ho, happy birthday . . .
Man, I miss Sparky. He was a good dude . . . Match No. 2: Yeah, but he was doing what he loved its better to burn out than fade away . . . With a snap of the fingers, A scuff and a spark, Another year passes, An occasion we mark. We set candles blazin, Its our duty we do, To honor your birth, A day thats special to you. Gonna light the wick, On your bi-i-i-i-rthday! Just a little flick, On your bi-i-i-i-rthday! Add a big, ol kick, On your bi-i-i-i-rthday! We may lose our heads, But its part of the deal, To set ourselves glowin, For the whole b-day spiel. Gonna light the wick, On your bi-i-i-i-rthday! Just a little flick, On your bi-i-i-i-rthday! Add a big, ol kick, On your bi-i-i-i-rthday! Happy Birthday!
Today's your birthday. I wish you many more,
parties galore, fun till you snore.
Time to celebrate this day for you.
The day of your earthly debut!
Blow out your candles then grab a balloon. And sing this birthday tune.
Today's your birthday, we wish you many more,
parties glaore, friendly rapport.
Time to celebrate your special day.
You're the first to go through the buffet! Open your presents then we'll be along
to sing this birthday song!
Ohhhh It cant be a griddle cake, it cant be a little cake, It cant be a pound cake, its gotta be a round cake, Its gotta have some chocolate if its gonna be my birthday cake Chocolate in the cake, for goodness sake! Aaaand It cant be a beefcake it cant be a patty cake. Please no angel food cake, I want devils food cake Its gotta have frosting if its gonna be my birthday cake Lots and lots of frosting, for goodness sake! Cause theres one day a year when you really oughta treat yourself, One day a year when its all for you and you, yourself. Say to heck with all the calories and have yourself some birthday cake Have it all now, for goodness sake. Ohhh It cant be a pancake, it cant be a flan cake, If you serve me up a pie, my tears will fill a lake, Its gotta have cream filling if its gonna be my birthday cake, Lotsa cream filling, for goodness sake. Have it all now, for goodness sake. Happy Birthday! (go have some cake)
You have a received an ecard for your birthday. You will be required to answer a few simple questions in order to view it. CONTINUE? YES/NO 1.Is it your expectation that this ecard will contain a warm, heartfelt message? YES/NO 2. Generally speaking, do you like fruit? YES/NO 3.Would you like this ecard to include a dancing monkey? YES/NO 4.Would you like this ecard to include a singing puppy? YES/NO 6. Are you in the mood for an old joke? YES/NO 7.Do you like the idea of a duck quacking Happy Birthday? YES/NO Hope your birthday is as bright and happy as you make the world around you.
Live and in Concert The Three Chickens Your birthday is a grant event Full of grace and merritment So have an absolutely rollicking Without a doubt and frolicking Barn burning wing ding of a time! A grand performance in honor of your Birthday!
I searched the entire Internet and finally found a birthday greeting that was worthy of your level of charm, sophistication and intelligence. Happy birthday!
For a Special Birthday treat, Frankie, The Counting Canine, will stomp out your age with his foot. Okay, boy, go to it! Oh, no! You killed him! Mustve been too much for his poor little body to take. Oh, well . . . Happy Birthday, Anyway
Cowboy Jukebox Im just sittin round here thinkin Its around your birthday time, And Im wishin A good ol birthday to you, . My cowboy hat is white, My cowboy boots are tight, And Im wishin, A good ol birthday to you, . Well, my guitars outta tune, I need a ride to the saloon, My grits fell off my spoon, Ill need to find a spittoon soon. The cows have left the barn, but I dont give a darn Cuz Im wishin, A good ol birthday to you, . Happy Birthday
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Look! The Dork Club is here with some special birthday messages just for you! Just click on each of them to hear what they have to say! Happy Birthday, Your Royal Dorkness!
"The Birthday Aria" sung by Diva Madame Ruffle Feathers We Have Gathered Here Today Peaceful Doves & Birds of Prey Arctic Loons With Special Gifts Golden Finch, a Glass Will Lift As The Wine Begins To Flow Aztec Thrush Might Even Blush So It's Time For Us To Show Before We Fly Too Low That Our Flocking Here Today Is a Way For Us To Say We're Very pleased Your Birthday Fell On Such a Lovely Day We're very Pleased To Share With You This Very Special Day! Happy BIRD-Day!
Birthday jukebox
Welcome to the Birthday jukebox, the only greeting that lets you customize a birthday song with any name you choose!
It's ready!
Click the Continue button to see your greeting!
Hey, it's your birthday
You got another birthday and you gonna get right
You eatin' lotsa cake now and your pants are tight
It's your Birthday sing with I & I now
You can spend your birthday watching programs on TV, You can take a cruise around the Caribbean Sea, You can blow out candles, have a hundred presents to behold... But no matter what you do, you still are getting old. But no matter what you do, we hope your birthday's big and bold. That still works. Not bad. Nicer is better. Let's just go with that. Happy Birthday!
Today's your birthday! And what's a birthday without clowns?!? (Well, actually, pretty nice ) Oh well too bad! The clowns are coming, and there's nothing you can do about it! or is there? Directions: using your mouse, aim at any clowns that try to sneak in. Click your mouse to shoot. The more clowns you eliminate, the better your birthday will be! (And the less therapy you'll need later.) Happy Birthday!
DO BIRTHDAYS SUCK? Of COURSE they do! But some suck more than others. Take this quiz to find out your Birthday Suckiness Quotient (BSQ). DIRECTIONS Read each question carefully before answering. There is no time limit, but try to remember that youre not getting any younger. TRUE OR FALSE 1. Cake always tastes better covered with melted candle wax. (T)(F) 2. I like the idea of getting gray, flabby, and wrinkled. (T)(F) 3. Canes and walkers are cool, fashion accessories. (T)(F) 4. Youth is like disco music we should be happy once its gone. (T)(F) 5. Aging and the ever-creeping specter of death should be celebrated with a party. (T)(F) MULTIPLE CHOICE 1. As your birthday draws near, how do you feel? A) Like a kid on Christmas eve. B) Like a turkey on Thanksgiving eve. C) Like punching out somebody named Eve. 2. Why do we have birthday parties? A) So that we can celebrate life. B) Because cake, balloons, and a couple of presents are the crappy consolation prizes that are supposed to make up for the fact that life is slipping away. C) Its a scam rigged up by the greeting card companies. 3. With age comes A) Wisdom. B) Uh wait I know this but I cant remember. Hey, thats it forgetfulness. C) Oldness. Well, duh! 4. The most popular wish made when blowing out birthday candles is A) Wealth. B) Peace on earth. C) That you still have the lung capacity to blow out all those candles without collapsing. 5. While celebrating your birthday surrounded by your family, you are most likely to share A) A bottle of imported champagne. B) A six pack of domestic beer. C) A domestic dispute. DONE Calculating your Birthday Suckiness Quotient Your BSQ is 6 (and indicates the number of drinks you should have). Hope your birthday sucks as little as possible!
Lo! I say me this IS a good morrow! Meaning I was able to crawl out of bed this morning. The day of your birthing, you, a wonder of procreation, Its your birthday, huh? a quintessence of delight, thou! and everyones supposed to be nice to you. Lest I a flap-mouthed prattler be Dispensing unkind and windy begattings that brine the ears of all shires and good wives, Well, before I start boring you with a lot of crap I now do in good sooth say me That to be of thine acquaintance tis a fine and most noble occupation. It beats wearing a paper hat to work... For thine generosity is boundless as the seas! And ifaith your worthiness, by my countenance, is past-proportion! and I guess youre a nice person as far as I know, anyway. Now, tis time to frolic and carouse To make mirth and jest with good-faced chatmates! So...lets party! Aye, let us sit us down and eat and drink most well Of plumpy repast and frothy tankards, a most kindest cut of cake, Lets eat and drink To a point where I fear we mayst glutton ourselves! till were half stupid! For a lumpish, fly-bitten jolthead would be I And, since I dont want to be a jerk about it, were I not to send many and hearty wishings to you! let me get this over with now: Happy Birthday! And may you always merry be On this day, and constantly. Happy Birthday
Wishing you a happy birthday! Wishing you a happy birthday! Enjoy a jumbo cherry parfait, Don't worry about what you weigh. Celebrate with snacks and candy! Celebrate with snacks and candy! Something sweet and yummy, So what if it upsets your tummy. Come on and have a good time! Come on and have a good time! Listen to the birthday bells chime, You're still in the midst of your prime. "Have A Sweet Birthday!"
It's your birthday! Time to make a wish! With this virtual birthday cake, you can blow out the candles and make as many wishes as you want. But it's not easy as it sounds. Ready to try? Instructions Click on the "Move Cake" button to determine how close you want the cake to be. Hold and release the "Take a breath" button to determine how hard you want to blow on the candles. Have a Great Birthday! Here's a wish - hope your birthday's great.
Experts say 30 minutes of exercise a day will add years to your life. So I hired this hamster to do it for you.... click here to start; the click here to stop the pain. ...but watching him for 29 more minutes would probably be more painful than doing it yourself thanks Have a happy birthday - and a healthy year!
I was going to give you a sports car, a trip to Hawaii, and $500 in cash for your birthday . . . but every bottle cap I checked said, "Sorry, play again."
Oh, well . . . Happy Birthday, anyway.
Birthday Beach Toss One of SpongeBob's birthday wishes is to be a lifeguard just like Larry the Lobster. Help him practice his lifeguard skills. Use you mouse to aim at the swimmers in Goo Lagoon. Press and hold the mouse button to throw farther. Release the button when the crosshair turns green to throw the lifesaver. Hope your birthday is on target!
Hello. We're babies. Hello. We're buddies. And you are our birthday pal. We're sending a smile your way because it's your special day! Hope you put yummy things in your tummy like ice cream and candy too. Oh baby, it's true. Happy birthday to you! It's your birthday! Yeah, baby!
Birthday 911 CALL OPERATOR: Birthday 9-1-1. CALLER: Hello? HELLO? OPERATOR: Yes? This is Birthday 9-1-1. CALLER: I don't know what to do! I don't know what to do! OPERATOR: Calm down, ma'am. What's the problem? CALLER: Yes! Yes! Problem! I didn't get a birthday card today! OPERATOR: Okay, ma'am. We'll see if we can get you some help, okay? CALLER: it's my birthday, and I didn't get a birthday card! OPERATOR: Okay... CALLER: Not ONE! And it's getting late it's...it's... OPERATOR: Okay... will you stay on the line with me now? CALLER: Not even from Aunt Betty! No card from Aunt Betty! OPERATOR: Ma'am? Can you hear me? Can you understand me? CALLER: Yes! Yes! OPERATOR: Good. We're sending a birthday officer over right now with a standard greeting. That will help get you through. CALLER: Okay! Okay! OPERATOR: Just hang in with me now, okay? He's on his way. CALLER: Now? OPERATOR: Yes. He's on his way. Stay on the line with me... CALLER: Oh God! Where is he? Where is he? Phone disconnects. Thank goodness this didn't happen to you. HAPPY BIRTHDAY
So you're another year older. Big Deal. You could be like me, sitting in your own poop. Do you smell something? It's like I'm rotting from within. Hey, take it easy, lady --- you're not picking a melon. So, here's to your birthday. (Burp!) Man, that's good stuff. Happy Birthday.
I was looking through cards trying to find one for your birthday, and I was laughing so hard I . . .
"Cleanup on aisle 6!"
Let's just say I laughed really hard.
Happy Birthday.
Youthus Revearsiblus! Wrinklelus Repairo! Chronolgicus Finitem! Elderlium Suspendus! Thanks for nothing, HARRY POTTYMOUTH! It's your BIRTHDAY - let the MAGIC begin!
In honor of your birthday, an exotic dancer is here to help you celebrate - and the best part is, you get to pick the moves! Warning: Adult Material Click here to proceed. Start by filling the boxes below with the steamy dance steps. It's easy! Just drag them down with your mouse in any order you want! THE STEPS: Full Frontal Workin' It Hard Who's Your Daddy? Naked Handstand Swingin' 'Em High HAPPY BIRTHDAY
It's your birthday, but don't think of yourself as turning a year older "The You Show-Season Premier" Think of yourself as being renewed for another hit season! HAPPY BIRTHDAY